Unless you’re seducing Scrooge McDuck, it’s inadvisable to do what Katie Price did to her lips. If I was on a bench and Katie walked by me, my first though would be to throw bread crumbs at her.
When I’m volunteering at local area summer camps, children often come up and ask me to tell them stories about the old days. “Did Katie Price used to be hot?” they have been known to ask. “Yes,” I explain as I place the key into great book and turn it’s dusty pages, “This is her in 2002.
I apologize for this close-up, but I had to show you how naturally pretty skanks completely bust up their faces by asking their make-up artist for “The Xtina.”Katie Price looks like she was gang banged by a make-up counter. This s#$t is only okay for tranny clowns and drag queens from the 80s.
Katie Price aka Jordan decided to go topless sunbathing in Cannes. Jordan has apparently gone under the knives a few times for her breast implants and the last time for a reduction. Is that why the scars? Wow, is it really worth it? I can understand if it’s for medical reason but for cosmetic reason, I didn’t know the scars are that big!
