In the newest episode of The Hills - which claims to be a reality show - Spencer says Heidi is still a virgin. They place pillows between them at night so they aren’t tempted to have sex. Riiiiight, a pillow is going to stop temptation.
Heidi Montag decided to torture us again with yet another single. Synthesizing the hell out of her voice still can’t save this disaster.
To make matters worse some allegedly reputable questionable producer named RedOne spoke to Us Magazine about the Heidi and the new single produced by him.
I’m really trying not to post about Walking Barbie here, but, admittedly, I find perverse joy when she’s caught by the paps not wearing (Edit: a metric ton of) make-up at LAX (above) or gets stuck in an ATM vestibule. It’s obvious Heidi is out of her element when she’s not posing for the Sears catalog from Hell. Also, she and Spencer seem to be having a tiff. I bet it involved an in-flight restroom and who gets to face the mirror.
To me, Heidi Montag is very similar to my apartment: When it’s cleaned up, if someone just briefly glances at it they think it looks pretty good. But as soon as you take a closer look, you’re horrified to see how unsanitary and disgusting it actually is. (I could have used a “But as soon as you come inside” joke but I didn’t. Mostly because I couldn’t think of one.)
