June 16th, 2008
Update: Pete Wentz denies the twins rumor. He said he was tired when he made the slip.

“That was way wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and said ‘them’ cos it was 7am. “I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally mispoke ‘cos we dunno if it’s a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely and I totally blew it on this one.”
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June 12th, 2008
Ashlee Simpson finally started showing the effects of her pregnancy. Her boobs are growing! This is sort of bad for her marriage though. If you graphed the relationship between Ashlee’s chest size and Pete Wentz’s sexual interest in her, then as chest size rose, Pete’s sexual interest would decline. Because he’s a fairy, you see. This explains why he’s not with her in these pictures. Too womanly.
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May 28th, 2008
Ashlee Simpson poses for Shape Magazine showing her assets. She was rated #16 among hot 100 by Maxim on 2007. She also holds “Hottest Women in Pop/R&B” by Blender Magazine. No doubt Ashlee rocks!!. Now that she’s Mrs. Wentz, she’s added another title to her resume!